Bad jokes. Bad, bad, bad...really bad jokes. I would think one would be enough...but two? three? FOUR??? Okay, I realize none of this is making any sense but why the hell would it? Does anything ever make sense any longer? Did it ever? Okay maybe once...but I bet you that it was by accident. In fact, accidents might be the only thing on this planet that still make sense...gibberish or genius? You decide, either way...I don't care. I need a metaphor, a clever little metaphor. I'll be back when I find it.
